Published: 796 days ago in free/furniture/maybe it's just me/random musings/speeling ...
In my delirious stream-of-consciousness holiday survival mode, these things go together:
Free pain! Lots of it!
Now I know some folks are into that kind of thing, and that’s fine. I just want to point out what a difference a “t” makes. It seems like something you might want to include in your title.
FREE OIL-BASED PAIN
@ [Name of] Church.
No thanks, I’m not Pomponio Algerio. It’s nice to see that religion is sticking to its traditions, though.
And while we’re on the topic of churches …
Free Church pews…please them.
Amanda sends this one in, saying, “The church pews are not pleased by your offering. The church pews demand a tribute of bedazzled Jesus belt buckles.”
Make it so, or you know what will happen!
Thanks to Kevin, Jen, and Amanda!
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