Chance submits this gem:

new to ###### – 32

Hi lady’s my name is Scott a little bout me. I am a 32 yr old white male, with blue eye’s brown hair. I have 2 tatt’s stand just under 6ft weigh about 225. I do have pic’s on myspace. Please spamer’s stay away have no interest in joining your free site not into the cyber sex thing. to the whores if I can buy it, I don’t want it. I don’t care how hot you are. Now back to me. My interest’s and hobbies are camping, traveling., moutain biking, sports (playing and watching), live music, casinos, party’s, 420, bars, hiking, fishing (anything outdoors), movies (dvd or going out) and lately been gitting into history. I am pretty laid back and easy to git along with don,t have very many disslikes but they are attitudes, drama, ego’s, know it all’s, and heavily religous people that’s always trying to convert someone. I am looking to git to know some of you Denver lady’s. If it turns into love and marriage great. I will still be happy if I just make new friends. Please note I want to exchange a few emails but within a day or 2 exchange numbers. A couple days later meet in public is fine, but won’t sit here for week’s just emailing life is to short. The 420 thing may bother some of you, all I can do is say hey that’s me. I don’t care if you don’t do it, as long as you don’t care that I do. It’s not my life but yes I do choke one night stands forgive me maybe it is the jack talking, maybe it’s because it has been close to 8 months,,, but in the words of sublime A cigarette pressed between her lips but I’m staring at her tits It’s the wrong way Strong if I can, but I am only a man.but even then there still has to be some chemestry. yea I’m gay like that

There’s a lot to mock here, but the submitter zeroed in on possibly the most disturbing part. Scott here “chokes one night stands.” If he’s “gitting into history,” why do I suddenly worry we’re talking about, oh, I don’t know, Whitechapel in the late 1880s?